Elliot James Birnholz, e.g., whom Captain Obvious is addressing in this puzzle (5)

I believe the answer is:

child

(Other definitions for child that I've seen before include "Little one" , "Minor" , "Offspring" , "Young human" , "Toddler" .)

I've seen this clue in The Washington Post.

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