Number that shares a key with "!" (3)
(Other definitions for one that I've seen before include "Smallest whole number" , "Unity" , "Hour after midnight" , "Sole; identical" , "United" .)
(Other definitions for two that I've seen before include "1 + 1" , "not very many" , "Company, so it's said" , "Pair, deuce" , "Figure" .)