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(Other definitions for pub that I've seen before include "The humble local tavern" , "Slug and Lettuce, perhaps" , "Boozer" , "Place to drink" , "A familiar hostelry" .)
(Other definitions for nits that I've seen before include "Head lice" , "Fools" , "Tins of parasitic insect eggs" , "Eggs; stupid people" , "Head louse eggs" .)